ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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