talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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