Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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