Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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