New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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