Dual....:-)
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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