They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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