Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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