i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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