sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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