Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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