Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
