Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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