i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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