I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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