I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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