brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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