Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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