How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Randomize
