Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just invented taco cereal.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
And then the night went full on bisexual.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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