Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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