:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
