We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I will be naked everywhere
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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