please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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