All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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