He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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