you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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