Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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