Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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