Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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