Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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