Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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