She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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