a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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