We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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