I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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