He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
