So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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