Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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