He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Michael Bay diarrhea
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
