Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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