if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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