Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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