i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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