Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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