i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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