You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
