Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Randomize
