Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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