I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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